It's hard not to make a dirty joke when you enter a place called "Big Wangs," one of Hollywood's staple sports bars.

I'd been to "Big Wangs" on Cahuenga before, as it's a block over from where I do improv and sketch shows. Now that Improv Olympic has a reduced bar capacity after the fire marshall charged in with "rules," I'm likely to be wandering into Wangs more often on Sunday night.

Happy Hour prices after 10pm- not bad, not bad. $10 for a pitcher of PBR anytime- niiiice. What I wasn't prepared for was "bikini bingo." No stretch of the imagination here, it's a game where a chick in a bikini gives you your bingo pieces and maybe (I didn't stay long enough to find out) she gives you your prize at the end of the night.

Equally entertaining is the bar's website: http://www.bigwangswings.com/ which has a constant sound effect of a talking crowd, just in case you mistakenly thought this was lonely-man-drowning-sorrows watering hole. A big cock (see it IS hard to not make a dirty joke) I mean, a rooster communicates to you via cartoon bubbles. And by "you" I mean men. Here are some bubble excerpts:

"Chicks Dig Big Wangs"

"Beer, Chicks, Sports and Food. What else does a man need.."

"Size matters"

AND my personal favorite, under MENU:

"Don't feed the chicks"

Hmm, okay, I'm not going to get ultra-feminist here, I promise. I understand the market for Spike TV and The Man Show and...penis enlargements but come on- "don't feed the chicks"?! How about sending the butcher out for rooster cause THIS chick likes to be fed.

But seriously, who wouldn't want to compete in the national Big Wangs Beer Pong League in Vegas....well, me, but I'm weird.

Oh and for extra entertainment look under the SPORTS link on the website and check out the blonde with the football on her head, the hot-pants and the Tee saying that famous quote again "Size Matters." Yeah, boys, I envision a new Princess Leah in a Golden Bikini fantasy starting up here. I'll put a football on my head any day for you lads....but it might end up a "soccer" ball instead.